Wasn't June a cute puppy?
The victim, one Chester chipmunk. Found in the state pictured 10 minutes after minor surgery to repair a torn ear and head abrasion. 
The perpetrator, one June, AKA Zephyr's Day in June. Approach with caution. Do not be fooled by her wagging tail. She will take your toys, food or anything else that catches her fancy. And if you happened to be a small stuffed animal she will shake you mercilessly and rip the stuffing out of you.
Approach with caution. She can sometimes be distracted by throwing a toy or treat.
June (AKA Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune) has not been provided proper legal counsel. Her reputation has been smeared by the scurrilous libels of the two-legged blogger. Were pawprints taken? Was a DNA sample of saliva taken and tested? Where are the witnesses?
ReplyDeleteGloria Allred has been notified and will be in contact.
Let "JUSTICE!" be the cry!
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune!
June June June! You sweet girl- I know that Chester the chipmunk "asked" for his decapitation. I too have found rodents with a death wish. We Tollers are angels of mercy, not perpetrator as suggested. Keep up the work, soul sister- Trinidad the Toller
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